Consider this your official warning label. A big low-battery icon glows red at 5% beneath the words “Social Battery,” with the fine print: “Please recharge in silence for 3–5 business days.” It’s the ultimate introvert uniform — for homebodies, the socially exhausted, and anyone whose favorite plan is a cancelled one. Printed on a soft, heavyweight garment-dyed tee that already feels broken in, it quietly tells the room you’ve hit your limit so you don’t have to.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for longevity
- Available S–4XL (select colors), sewn-in label, 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for longevity
- Available S–4XL (select colors), sewn-in label, 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Options
- Graphite / 3XL $26.18
- Watermelon / 3XL $26.18
- Sage / 3XL $26.18
- Grape / 3XL $26.18
- Periwinkle / 3XL $26.18
- White / 3XL $26.18
- Moss / 3XL $26.18
- Island Reef / 3XL $26.18
- Black / 3XL $26.18
- Red / 3XL $26.18
- Grey / 3XL $26.18
- Burnt Orange / 3XL $26.18
- Espresso / 3XL $26.18
- Grey / L $20.68
- Espresso / M $20.68
- White / S $20.68
- Black / L $20.68
- Red / M $20.68
- Island Reef / S $20.68
- Graphite / M $20.68
- Graphite / XL $20.68
- Grey / M $20.68
- Grey / XL $20.68
- Island Reef / XL $20.68
- Espresso / S $20.68
- Watermelon / L $20.68
- Graphite / S $20.68
- Black / XL $20.68
- Island Reef / L $20.68
- Black / M $20.68
- Graphite / L $20.68
- Black / S $20.68
- White / M $20.68
- Island Reef / M $20.68
- Espresso / L $20.68
- Moss / XL $20.68
- Grape / S $20.68
- Red / S $20.68
- Sage / M $20.68
- Espresso / XL $20.68
- Watermelon / XL $20.68
- Grape / L $20.68
- Red / XL $20.68
- Burnt Orange / S $20.68
- Moss / S $20.68
- Grey / S $20.68
- Moss / M $20.68
- White / XL $20.68
- Periwinkle / XL $20.68
- Moss / L $20.68
- Periwinkle / L $20.68
- Burnt Orange / M $20.68
- Red / L $20.68
- Watermelon / M $20.68
- White / L $20.68
- Burnt Orange / L $20.68
- Grape / XL $20.68
- Watermelon / S $20.68
- Burnt Orange / XL $20.68
- Periwinkle / M $20.68
- Sage / S $20.68
- Grape / M $20.68
- Sage / XL $20.68
- Sage / L $20.68
- Periwinkle / S $20.68
- Grape / 2XL $22.78
- Graphite / 2XL $22.78
- Black / 2XL $22.78
- Sage / 2XL $22.78
- White / 2XL $22.78
- Grey / 2XL $22.78
- Watermelon / 2XL $22.78
- Burnt Orange / 2XL $22.78
- Red / 2XL $22.78
- Island Reef / 2XL $22.78
- Moss / 2XL $22.78
- Espresso / 2XL $22.78
- Periwinkle / 2XL $22.78
- White / 4XL $29.43
- Grey / 4XL $29.43
- Red / 4XL $29.43
- Periwinkle / 4XL $29.43
- Sage / 4XL $29.43
- Graphite / 4XL $29.43
- Burnt Orange / 4XL $29.43
- Moss / 4XL $29.43
- Watermelon / 4XL $29.43
- Grape / 4XL $29.43
- Island Reef / 4XL $29.43
- Black / 4XL $29.43
- Espresso / 4XL $29.43
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