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How Do You Stay So Thin? – Funny Retro Tech Family Dinner Tee
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How Do You Stay So Thin? – Funny Retro Tech Family Dinner Tee

$20.68 – $29.43
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a playful scene that brings tech nostalgia to the dinner table. Soft, worn-in color and a heavyweight hand make the shirt feel lived-in from the first wear. The illustration—with cheerful retro devices sharing a meal—sparks smiles and conversation, letting collectors, gamers, and nostalgic creators wear a little story. It layers easily under a jacket or stands alone as a statement piece at casual meetups, game nights, or low-key weekend hangs. The roomy, relaxed cut and pre-shrunk cotton keep movement effortless, while the sewn-in label and double-needle stitching mean it will stay looking good through washes and wear. Available in many colors and sizes, this tee blends comfort, durability, and a quirky sense of humor that resonates with anyone who remembers the hardware that started it all.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk comfort
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Available S–4XL in up to 58 colors; sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Options

  • Graphite / 3XL $26.18
  • Watermelon / 3XL $26.18
  • Sage / 3XL $26.18
  • Violet / 3XL $26.18
  • Bright Salmon / 3XL $26.18
  • White / 3XL $26.18
  • Lagoon Blue / 3XL $26.18
  • Berry / 3XL $26.18
  • Butter / 3XL $26.18
  • Black / 3XL $26.18
  • Royal Caribe / 3XL $26.18
  • Hemp / 3XL $26.18
  • White / S $20.68
  • Lagoon Blue / L $20.68
  • Black / L $20.68
  • Violet / XL $20.68
  • Graphite / M $20.68
  • Berry / L $20.68
  • Graphite / XL $20.68
  • Berry / XL $20.68
  • Hemp / M $20.68
  • Royal Caribe / M $20.68
  • Watermelon / L $20.68
  • Graphite / S $20.68
  • Black / XL $20.68
  • Black / M $20.68
  • Graphite / L $20.68
  • Black / S $20.68
  • White / M $20.68
  • Butter / M $20.68
  • Bright Salmon / S $20.68
  • Hemp / S $20.68
  • Sage / M $20.68
  • Lagoon Blue / M $20.68
  • Bright Salmon / M $20.68
  • Watermelon / XL $20.68
  • Lagoon Blue / XL $20.68
  • Violet / M $20.68
  • Royal Caribe / S $20.68
  • Berry / S $20.68
  • Bright Salmon / XL $20.68
  • White / XL $20.68
  • Royal Caribe / L $20.68
  • Watermelon / M $20.68
  • Lagoon Blue / S $20.68
  • White / L $20.68
  • Violet / S $20.68
  • Berry / M $20.68
  • Watermelon / S $20.68
  • Royal Caribe / XL $20.68
  • Bright Salmon / L $20.68
  • Hemp / XL $20.68
  • Sage / S $20.68
  • Hemp / L $20.68
  • Butter / L $20.68
  • Sage / XL $20.68
  • Sage / L $20.68
  • Butter / S $20.68
  • Butter / XL $20.68
  • Violet / L $20.68
  • Violet / 2XL $22.78
  • Graphite / 2XL $22.78
  • Bright Salmon / 2XL $22.78
  • Black / 2XL $22.78
  • Sage / 2XL $22.78
  • White / 2XL $22.78
  • Watermelon / 2XL $22.78
  • Royal Caribe / 2XL $22.78
  • Berry / 2XL $22.78
  • Butter / 2XL $22.78
  • Hemp / 2XL $22.78
  • Lagoon Blue / 2XL $22.78
  • White / 4XL $29.43
  • Bright Salmon / 4XL $29.43
  • Royal Caribe / 4XL $29.43
  • Violet / 4XL $29.43
  • Sage / 4XL $29.43
  • Graphite / 4XL $29.43
  • Butter / 4XL $29.43
  • Watermelon / 4XL $29.43
  • Black / 4XL $29.43
  • Berry / 4XL $29.43
  • Lagoon Blue / 4XL $29.43
  • Hemp / 4XL $29.43
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