Some of us are just late bloomers. A vintage-sign tribute to finally looking your best on the way out — satisfaction guaranteed.
Dark-humor gold for the friend who laughs at their own mortality. Built to outlast you. Worldwide shipping, fresh nonsense every week.
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- White / 5XL $29.99
- Red / 5XL $29.99
- Sport Grey / 5XL $29.99
- Black / 5XL $29.99
- Royal / 5XL $29.99
- Coral Silk / 2XL $24.99
- Sky / 2XL $24.99
- Sage / 2XL $24.99
- Tropical Blue / 2XL $24.99
- Kiwi / 2XL $24.99
- Red / 2XL $24.99
- Sport Grey / 2XL $24.99
- Black / 2XL $24.99
- Royal / 2XL $24.99
- White / 2XL $24.99
- Coral Silk / 3XL $25.99
- Sky / 3XL $25.99
- Sage / 3XL $25.99
- Tropical Blue / 3XL $25.99
- Kiwi / 3XL $25.99
- Black / 3XL $25.99
- Red / 3XL $25.99
- Sport Grey / 3XL $25.99
- White / 3XL $25.99
- Royal / 3XL $25.99
- Royal / 4XL $27.99
- Red / 4XL $27.99
- Sport Grey / 4XL $27.99
- Black / 4XL $27.99
- White / 4XL $27.99
- White / XS $22.99
- Sky / M $22.99
- Red / XS $22.99
- Sage / S $22.99
- Coral Silk / L $22.99
- Royal / XS $22.99
- Sage / L $22.99
- Black / XS $22.99
- Sky / XL $22.99
- Sage / M $22.99
- Coral Silk / S $22.99
- Tropical Blue / M $22.99
- Coral Silk / M $22.99
- Sport Grey / XS $22.99
- Coral Silk / XL $22.99
- Sage / XL $22.99
- Sky / S $22.99
- Sky / L $22.99
- Tropical Blue / XL $22.99
- Tropical Blue / S $22.99
- Tropical Blue / L $22.99
- Kiwi / M $22.99
- Kiwi / S $22.99
- Kiwi / L $22.99
- Kiwi / XL $22.99
- Black / S $22.99
- Sport Grey / XL $22.99
- White / M $22.99
- Black / M $22.99
- Sport Grey / S $22.99
- Black / L $22.99
- Black / XL $22.99
- Royal / M $22.99
- White / S $22.99
- Sport Grey / M $22.99
- Sport Grey / L $22.99
- White / XL $22.99
- Royal / L $22.99
- Red / M $22.99
- Red / XL $22.99
- Royal / XL $22.99
- Red / L $22.99
- White / L $22.99
- Royal / S $22.99
- Red / S $22.99
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